Beers
| Beer | Rating | Revie |
|---|---|---|
| 6X | ★★★★☆ | This is what you’re thinking of when you think of beer |
| Abbot Ale | ★★★☆☆ | Kinda generic ale but a bit off, like past its “best before” date |
| Adnam’s Broadside | ★★★☆☆ | Yet another malty ale, only this one’s tangy!? |
| Adnam’s Ghost Ship | ★★★★☆ | Kinda fruity, kinda ale-y, rather nice |
| Bacchus (Rasberry) Beers | ★★★☆☆ | It’s not unpleasant, just different. It’s kinda hard to explain, and then by the end you realise, it reminds you of cherry coke. |
| Bishops Fingers | ★★★★☆ | Kinda fruity and inoffensive |
| Black Sheep | ★★★★☆ | Caramelly and malty |
| The Blandford Fly | ★★★☆☆ | Kinday fruity and meaty eith a bit of spice. It actually tastes like a wheat beer to me |
| Butty Bach | ★★☆☆☆ | Yeah, it exists |
| The Cranborne Poacher | ★★★★☆ | Classic stouty ale |
| Doombar | ★★★★★ | A bit like a wheat beer shandy; not at all unpleasant |
| Duvel | ★★★★★ | Very nice, smooth and fruity |
| Fuller’s 1845 | ★★★☆☆ | Pretty pretty pretty good |
| Fuller’s ESB | ★★★★☆ | A yardstick for a classic ale |
| Fuller’s Honey Dew | ★★★☆☆ | A perfect balance between a lager and an ale, although why anyone would want that I’m not sure |
| Furtsy Ferret | ★★★☆☆ | Malty and pleasant, but not much there |
| Guinness Foreign Extra | ★★★★☆ | Like Guinness but fruity |
| Guinness Original. | ★★★☆☆ | Like fizzy Marmite juice without the tang |
| Guinness Rye Ale | ★★☆☆☆/ ★★★★☆ |
So variable. When it’s good it’s smooth and creamy, but when it’s bad it’s gassy and acrid |
| Hobgoblin | ★★★★☆ | Creamy and rich/smooth |
| Hobgoblin Gold | ★★☆☆☆/ ★★★★☆ |
Variable. One time far too lagery, the other not sure how to describe the taste but it was really nice |
| Hogs Back TEA | ★★★☆☆ | Just a generic ale |
| Hopping Hare | ★★★☆☆ | Hang on, that’s a lager |
| IPA Gold | ★★★☆☆ | Like the most awesome ale, but with the “awesome” removed, leaving just the echo |
| King Goblin | ★★★☆☆ | Fruity, nice but nothing special |
| Newcastle Brown | ★★★☆☆ | Kinda bland ale |
| Old Crafty Hen | ★★★☆☆ | Like Old Speckled Hen but with a hint of the wooden floor in an old monastery |
| Old Peculiar | ★★★★★ | Jesus that’s smooth! It’s what you wish Guinness was |
| Old Speckled Hen | ★★★★☆ | It’s a classic |
| Old Tom | ★★★☆☆ | Fruity and Malty, just a bit uninspiring |
| Reinbacher Weissbier | ★★★☆☆ | Both flat and bubbly!? Tastes like Hoegaarden |
| Ringwood Forty Niner | ★★★☆☆ | ’s alright. Kinda forgettable but pleasantly “ale” enough |
| Shipyard IPA | ★★★☆☆ | Inoffensive… mostly harmless |
| Spitfire | ★★★☆☆ | Clean and uninspiring, but an aftertaste of a perfect real ale |
| Spitfire Gold | ★★★★☆ | Kinda classic, kinda uninspiring but kinda nice “bitter” |
| Tangle Foot | ★★☆☆☆ | That’s a lager, not a beer |
| Whitstable Bay | ★★☆☆☆ | Like an average lager shandy, only less so |
| Wiper & True (milk stout) | ★★★★☆ | Definitely a milk stout, but a bit burnt |